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Let’s Go Lesbians!
Lynn Buck Gay Confirmed?
What was once a laugh became reality as Lynn Buck came out as a lesbian last September over Twitter.
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susquirrel
Letter From the Associate Editor on Being Canceled
It seems we’ve crossed one too many lines and the general SU public has officially had enough. The Squirrel has been #canceled.
Gays4WorldDomination
Fine. You Win. We’ll Talk About Straight People For Once
It has come to our attention that some people think we’re ‘gay’, which ‘alienates readers’.
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The Squirrel 2: The Squeakquel
Our Bully Arc
It has recently come to our attention that some readers may consider us at The Squirrel to be “bullies”...
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Becky Wood
Reasons I Want to Cancel My Roommate ✨💖✨💓
My roommate and I get along, but I have made a long list of reasons she needs to be canceled.
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anti-hero (it’s me, hi!)
And We’d Do It Again
There is no reason to cancel The Squirrel, people! In fact, The Squirrel has literally never done anything wrong. Ever.
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Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Handbook for the Recently Canceled
To help you in your time of need, we’ve assembled this list of options below; be sure to try one or as many of these methods you want!
Lesbian Niece
Day in the Life of an Anti Vaxx Queen <3
I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my lifestyle and how I manage my day as an empowered anti-vaxx mother, wife, and woman.
susquirrel
Not Another Midlife Crisis!
By: A Concerned Bystander As I’m sure you’ve noticed, a concerning amount of staff here at Susquehanna, particularly the professors,...
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Kenzie Piacenti and Becky Wood
Best Summer Ever Bucket List
If you do everything on this list you are guaranteed to have the best summer ever.