

Thought????
I mean, who doesn’t want to play DnD in class for an entire semester?
A Wannabe DND Player With No Free Will Or Soul, Apparently


Play Ball! But Not Really
We could just make students play dodgeball or capture the flag or whatever, but that is so BORING.
i swear i’ve been to camp guys i promise




Putting the Camp in Campus
Don’t you wish sometimes the campus had more? I’m talking camp
Anonymous Drag Queen


Re: Student Ambassador Uniform Changes
One may consider them crazy, but (bias aside) I think student ambassadors may be some of SU’s strongest soldiers.
Khakihater123


The Children Yearn for the Mines
SU is now also offering a summer camp program that will allow you to turn your iPad kid/spoiled-little-shit into a source of income!
Childworker


These People Are Animals
Here at the Preserve for Education of Native and Invasive Students (PENIS), there's an abundant number of camps for the local wildlife.
Underpaid Preserve Employees


New Dorm Planning Proposal
I have a multi-step plan to ensure the survival of our offshore bank accounts
A Decrepit Fuck Who Doesn’t Live On Campus


Letter from the Editor
I invite you to take a little trip back in time with me and consider Susquehanna University, circa 2014.
Amber Watkin


In My Investigative Journalism Era
These flags are awful from so many standpoints.
Someone Who Wasn’t Photogenic Enough to Be on a Flag














