THE SQUIRREL

I have a multi-step plan to ensure the survival of our offshore bank accounts

I invite you to take a little trip back in time with me and consider Susquehanna University, circa 2014.

These flags are awful from so many standpoints.

This campus is way too fucking small, and every one of us suffers for it every single day. 

Benny is a POS sometimes, and I will not stand for this.

So—the university put some paint over the holes in Deg’s walls.

We all know how the food here is… you know, not… great! Well, here is a list ranking campus foods from worst to best!

The SU Squirrel received anonymous letters from a GO student on their trip which bring to light the new way these trips are being run:

In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a surge of COVID cases on campus and throughout the country recently. (Stay safe out there guys)

Warning: If you eat these recipes, you’ll probably die. Don’t do it. Or do, but don’t hold us liable, because we literally told you no.