THE SQUIRREL

To SU board of whatever There have been abundant complaints brought to the attention of this administration by our student body, chief...

If the news hasn’t reached you yet, let me be the one to tell you that the class of 2028 is not required to travel abroad! Ridiculous,...

Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...

I mean, who doesn’t want to play DnD in class for an entire semester?

We could just make students play dodgeball or capture the flag or whatever, but that is so BORING.

Turn off the fucking heat

Don’t you wish sometimes the campus had more? I’m talking camp

One may consider them crazy, but (bias aside) I think student ambassadors may be some of SU’s strongest soldiers.

SU is now also offering a summer camp program that will allow you to turn your iPad kid/spoiled-little-shit into a source of income!

Here at the Preserve for Education of Native and Invasive Students (PENIS), there's an abundant number of camps for the local wildlife.