Khakihater123
Re: Student Ambassador Uniform Changes
One may consider them crazy, but (bias aside) I think student ambassadors may be some of SU’s strongest soldiers.
Childworker
The Children Yearn for the Mines
SU is now also offering a summer camp program that will allow you to turn your iPad kid/spoiled-little-shit into a source of income!
Underpaid Preserve Employees
These People Are Animals
Here at the Preserve for Education of Native and Invasive Students (PENIS), there's an abundant number of camps for the local wildlife.
A Decrepit Fuck Who Doesn’t Live On Campus
New Dorm Planning Proposal
I have a multi-step plan to ensure the survival of our offshore bank accounts
Amber Watkin
Letter from the Editor
I invite you to take a little trip back in time with me and consider Susquehanna University, circa 2014.
Someone Who Wasn’t Photogenic Enough to Be on a Flag
In My Investigative Journalism Era
These flags are awful from so many standpoints.
HELP!
The Annoying Ordeal of Being Known
This campus is way too fucking small, and every one of us suffers for it every single day.Â
Tummy Full of Paint; Body Covered in Water.
5 Times Benny the Riverhawk has screwed us over
Benny is a POS sometimes, and I will not stand for this.
The Property Squirrels
This Ain’t HGTV, Knock It Off
So—the university put some paint over the holes in Deg’s walls.
BAE
Rating Campus Food
We all know how the food here is… you know, not… great! Well, here is a list ranking campus foods from worst to best!
