THE SQUIRREL

‘Ello gov’nuh! The best way I can describe coming back from my GO Trip is…it was interesting. I didn’t think it would be so hard to...

I’ve been having a rough time in the past few months. It feels like everywhere I turn, there are more opportunities for my cheeks to turn...

My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...

To SU board of whatever There have been abundant complaints brought to the attention of this administration by our student body, chief...

If the news hasn’t reached you yet, let me be the one to tell you that the class of 2028 is not required to travel abroad! Ridiculous,...

Ah, college. A harrowing experience for many students around the globe. A place for maturity and growth, but will soon be found to prove...

I mean, who doesn’t want to play DnD in class for an entire semester?

We could just make students play dodgeball or capture the flag or whatever, but that is so BORING.

Turn off the fucking heat

Don’t you wish sometimes the campus had more? I’m talking camp