THE SQUIRREL

I have recently escaped my teen years and the only thing I can seem to think about since then is how I desperately want to go back to...

Do you live with an absolute nuisance? Do you ever feel the need to throw your roommate out a window, then realize that is not a socially...

As I was going through the lengthy college research process many moons ago, I came across a scholarly source (TikTok) which informed me...

Three comedians and lifelong friends compete to embarrass each other amongst the general public with a series of hilarious and outrageous...

I love pranks! Everything I do is a prank! Sometimes I straight up just say incorrect things… or I lie… or I steal and then I just say...

Moving into college, especially SU, can be a sort of hell in itself. Well no, a sort of jail.  Upon arrival, the barren walls of your...

Are you a poor, brainless dimwit that shops at large mega-corporations because you “have no money” and “have student loans?” Did you know...

‘Ello gov’nuh! The best way I can describe coming back from my GO Trip is…it was interesting. I didn’t think it would be so hard to...

I’ve been having a rough time in the past few months. It feels like everywhere I turn, there are more opportunities for my cheeks to turn...

My fellow Susquehannians, In a day and age where the United States seemingly couldn’t be more divided (we’re still not in Civil War 2...