THE SQUIRREL

Fill a pan with water from your nearest brain eating amoeba water supply.

The ghost of reading comprehension past is going to haunt everyone without basic reading skills

I was supposed to die.

It’s been fourteen days since the prophet has opened my mind to new religious wonders.

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