College Students Are Toddlers (Again)
This is ridiculous and I am going to cry about it.
The Gerber Baby
Future Nostalgia
The year is 2033, and I’m back in my childhood bedroom visiting my parents for the holidays.
Dua Lipa
The (deg) Fountain of Youth
I start every day with 2 advil and stretches recommended by my physical therapist.
An elderly 20 year old girl
How the grinch appropriated the holidays
Now you know how the grinch stole Christmas,
That is quite true.
But did you hear about how he stole the other ones too?
Dr. Cheatsonhiswifewhichledtoherkillingherself
Raiders of the Forgotten Time Capsule
My editors demanded another magnum opus of me, or I would be fired from this distinguished rag.
John E. Dippshitte
#ProtectTheNest
The official Susquehanna University instagram page made a post to commemorate the 7th birthday of their beloved mascot, Benny the Riverhawk
SusQAnon
Go Piss Ghoul
Before I could gather my thoughts, the lights began to flicker violently, and then my life flashed before my eyes as the bathroom went black
someone who refuses to name themselves out of embarrassment
