someone who refuses to name themselves out of embarrassment
Go Piss Ghoul
Before I could gather my thoughts, the lights began to flicker violently, and then my life flashed before my eyes as the bathroom went black
cryptid wrangler
Are Your Roommates Eldritch Horrors? Mine Are!
The first step in surviving is identifying which being has made its mark in your living space.
John E. Dippshitte
WHERE THE BOWTIES COME FROM
I discovered a far greater, more terrible answer to a question I never knew I had: where President Green’s bowties come from.
Res Life
Which Campus Housing is Most Likely to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse?
Here is the Squirrel’s definitive guide to which Res Hall would survive the zombie apocalypse.
Your Step-Dad
A Step-By-STEP Guide to Doing Your Own Laundry
Hey pal! Semester’s almost over huh? Your mother and I can’t wait to see you, but please feel free to stay at school an extra day or two.
susquirrel
Coloring Page
We here at The Squirrel have some suggestions for new looks that President Jonathan D. Green should give a try.
susquirrel
A Non-Comprehensive List of Things We Could Have Done Instead of Firing 18 People Genuinely WTF
By: squirrel hivemind Suck up more to the donors. Write off students as dependents on our taxes. Ask Joe Biden for money. Just call him...
