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We here at The Squirrel have some suggestions for new looks that President Jonathan D. Green should give a try.
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A Non-Comprehensive List of Things We Could Have Done Instead of Firing 18 People Genuinely WTF
By: squirrel hivemind Suck up more to the donors. Write off students as dependents on our taxes. Ask Joe Biden for money. Just call him...
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Inside The Squirrel's Closet
Here is an insider look at an average Squirrel reader’s closet! Fun fact: when you join the club, you get all of these items in return...
a loyal Khaki buyer
How to Hide A Rip in Your Pants
So, you’ve ripped your beloved khaki’s while mimicking your best friend doing a squat in the back of a Walmart,
Malaika Olaoye
Top Five Most Common Google Searches on SU’s WiFi
This listicle is about the five most common Google searches during the Fall 2022 semester!
Becky Wood
Things I thought were obvious until I came here
There are a lot of people who lack common sense and I’ve known that since before I could talk, but people here take it to another level
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THIS is the Problem in Philosophy
By: Liv Chartreau (chartreau@susqu.edu if anyone higher-up feels compelled) How much do you, dear reader, appreciate the major you have?...
Dear God Why
I Fucking Hate It Here
Sure, some people live like this, but the hallway in North literally filled with piss. Like actual fucking piss.
Xo Xo, Gossip Squirrel
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Hey Upper-East Suskies, You already heard that google searches on the Wi-Fi are monitored by the school. I’ve been in the walls of the...
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Annual P&E Curse Strikes Again
If you weren’t already aware, the Publishing and Editing departmental lecture is deeply cursed.
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