Re: Student Ambassador Uniform Changes
One may consider them crazy, but (bias aside) I think student ambassadors may be some of SU’s strongest soldiers.
Khakihater123
The Children Yearn for the Mines
SU is now also offering a summer camp program that will allow you to turn your iPad kid/spoiled-little-shit into a source of income!
Childworker
These People Are Animals
Here at the Preserve for Education of Native and Invasive Students (PENIS), there's an abundant number of camps for the local wildlife.
Underpaid Preserve Employees
New Dorm Planning Proposal
I have a multi-step plan to ensure the survival of our offshore bank accounts
A Decrepit Fuck Who Doesn’t Live On Campus
Letter from the Editor
I invite you to take a little trip back in time with me and consider Susquehanna University, circa 2014.
Amber Watkin
In My Investigative Journalism Era
These flags are awful from so many standpoints.
Someone Who Wasn’t Photogenic Enough to Be on a Flag
The Annoying Ordeal of Being Known
This campus is way too fucking small, and every one of us suffers for it every single day.
HELP!
5 Times Benny the Riverhawk has screwed us over
Benny is a POS sometimes, and I will not stand for this.
Tummy Full of Paint; Body Covered in Water.
This Ain’t HGTV, Knock It Off
So—the university put some paint over the holes in Deg’s walls.
The Property Squirrels
Rating Campus Food
We all know how the food here is… you know, not… great! Well, here is a list ranking campus foods from worst to best!
BAE
