If You Hate Valentine’s Day, You’re Just Bad at Being Single.
I’ve spent 18 out of my 19 Valentine’s Days alone and I’m doing just fine.
Val N. Tyne
Halloween Horror-scope
By: Sophia Congdon Aries: Don’t fistfight every trick-or-treater you see. Some of them aren’t in costumes. (Definitely make sure to deck...
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Almost Ready! A rantoum (a modern rant pantoum)
BY: The Fall 2021 Forms of Poetry class Bruised, bloodied, and battered my legs will give out. With this empty hand and empty belly, an...
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The New Year’s Resolution: A New Concept
By Malaika Olaoye With the New Year fast approaching, it’s a great time for people to start anew. I have come up with a BRAND NEW concept...
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Top 3 Things that Babies Have but they Shouldn’t Have Because I Want Them and also Babies Don’t Pay
BY: Amber Martino According to numerous highly scientific and exhaustively thorough studies done by the, like, 3 neuroscience students on...
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What to do if you or a loved one can’t stop talking about how nice the weather is outside
BY: JULIE HEANEY SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY - After a painful 2020 and dreary start to 2021, all you, your mom, your roommates, your friends,...
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3 Keto Recipe Ideas to Try this Spring
BY: KETOMAMA69 As we’re gearing up for hot squirrel summer and shaking off the winter quarantine blues, I have some recipes to share with...
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6 Steps to Spring Cleaning Like a Badass
BY: MALAIKA OLAOYE It’s that time of year again. Time to put away the seasonal depression that can only be quelled by caffeine and...
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Ask the Elder Squirrel
Answered By: Sophia Congdon Billy asks: How do I become the ‘big man’ on campus? Well Billy, buying stilts might be a good place to...
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Finals Week Horoscope
By: Sophia Congdon (Aries sun, Pisces moon, Capricorn rising) Wondering what finals week has in store for you? The stars have all the...
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