Day in the Life of an Anti Vaxx Queen <3
I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my lifestyle and how I manage my day as an empowered anti-vaxx mother, wife, and woman.
Lesbian Niece
Not Another Midlife Crisis!
By: A Concerned Bystander As I’m sure you’ve noticed, a concerning amount of staff here at Susquehanna, particularly the professors,...
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Best Summer Ever Bucket List
If you do everything on this list you are guaranteed to have the best summer ever.
Kenzie Piacenti and Becky Wood
SU’s Next Mission: Achieve Lead Slay
BY: Ashlea Oakum As the Spring 2022 semester races toward its end, President Green is plotting one last “camp” to become an advocate for...
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Movie Suggestions To Fuck Up Your Finals
With finals coming up many of us are planning to planning procrastinate studying and what better way to do that than by binging movies?
Becky Wood
Psychotic Milk Drinkers
I despise the white milk loving population
Just white milk in general
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It’s a Polemic Essay, Bitch
I am not a film aficionado; I have never claimed to be. The sole parameters I have for a movie’s quality is whether or not I was entertained
A hot take that argues for one point while refuting the opposing view
If You Hate Valentine’s Day, You’re Just Bad at Being Single.
I’ve spent 18 out of my 19 Valentine’s Days alone and I’m doing just fine.
Val N. Tyne
Halloween Horror-scope
By: Sophia Congdon Aries: Don’t fistfight every trick-or-treater you see. Some of them aren’t in costumes. (Definitely make sure to deck...
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Almost Ready! A rantoum (a modern rant pantoum)
BY: The Fall 2021 Forms of Poetry class Bruised, bloodied, and battered my legs will give out. With this empty hand and empty belly, an...
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