Reasons I Want to Cancel My Roommate ✨💖✨💓
My roommate and I get along, but I have made a long list of reasons she needs to be canceled.
Becky Wood
And We’d Do It Again
There is no reason to cancel The Squirrel, people! In fact, The Squirrel has literally never done anything wrong. Ever.
anti-hero (it’s me, hi!)
Handbook for the Recently Canceled
To help you in your time of need, we’ve assembled this list of options below; be sure to try one or as many of these methods you want!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Day in the Life of an Anti Vaxx Queen <3
I’ve been getting a lot of questions about my lifestyle and how I manage my day as an empowered anti-vaxx mother, wife, and woman.
Lesbian Niece
Not Another Midlife Crisis!
By: A Concerned Bystander As I’m sure you’ve noticed, a concerning amount of staff here at Susquehanna, particularly the professors,...
susquirrel
Best Summer Ever Bucket List
If you do everything on this list you are guaranteed to have the best summer ever.
Kenzie Piacenti and Becky Wood
SU’s Next Mission: Achieve Lead Slay
BY: Ashlea Oakum As the Spring 2022 semester races toward its end, President Green is plotting one last “camp” to become an advocate for...
susquirrel
Movie Suggestions To Fuck Up Your Finals
With finals coming up many of us are planning to planning procrastinate studying and what better way to do that than by binging movies?
Becky Wood
Psychotic Milk Drinkers
I despise the white milk loving population
Just white milk in general
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It’s a Polemic Essay, Bitch
I am not a film aficionado; I have never claimed to be. The sole parameters I have for a movie’s quality is whether or not I was entertained
A hot take that argues for one point while refuting the opposing view
