lifestyle | thesquirrel 10/11

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Instagram Releases Fake Boyfriend Filter for Valentine’s Day

Yesterday Instagram released of a variety of boyfriend filters for teenage girls and “hip” moms to obsess over. No longer do you have to...

Alan Codner

Tickle-Me Vader Toys Recalled for Choking Hazard

The Disney Corporation, under fire for its most recent Star Wars cash in, has released an official statement that they will be taking the...

Eric Krinick

Angsty Teenager Compares Life to Struggles in Syria

At Wharton High School in Millsborough, IN, 14 year old Alex Dunn announced today via text message to his best friend of nine weeks Dave...

Caroline Miller

College Student Psyching Herself Up for ‘Really Awesome’ Nap Tomorrow

In an exclusive interview with The Squirrel, Susquehanna University sophomore Maggie O’Donnell reported that she’s spent the last several...

Mitchell Roshannon and Jenna Danyew

Outsmart Your Professor: Don’t Write the Paper

Your professor told you exactly when your final exam is due. You were handed a syllabus outlining exactly what was expected of you. You...

Jenna Danyew

The Meaning Behind Your 4 Favorite Thanksgiving Foods

Corn Whether it’s on or off the cob, on the table or used for decoration, corn is an integral part of our Thanksgiving celebrations. The...

Alan Codner

Candy Shortage Incites Riots in Selinsgrove

NOV 2 - What started out as a typical night of innocent Halloween fun devolved into madness and chaos late Saturday evening as young...

Ashleigh Tomcics

Caramel Cornhusk Set to Outshine Current Pumpkin Spice Craze

In light of the popularity of the Pumpkin Spice-flavored drinks, Starbucks has recently announced the upcoming release of a full line of...

Longo

Student Comes Out as Ally, Campus Rejoices

October 11th was National Coming Out Day, a day for LGBTQ people across the globe to celebrate their identities and disclose them to...

Blake Miller

High School English Teacher Pretty Stoked That Nobody Pays Attention Ever

Speaking with Squirrel reporters on Thursday, local high school English teacher Kathy Peterson confirmed that she's thrilled that nobody...

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