THE SQUIRREL

I think it’s about time we talk about particular pieces of “fashion” that should hop into the 6-foot hole I dug for them!

The early 2000s was arguably the most iconic fashion era.

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There are a lot of people who lack common sense and I’ve known that since before I could talk, but people here take it to another level

BY: Emily Rose Where beauty is pain Rebirth claws at what’s within I need more Zyrtec

This leaves me with one question to ponder for the next nine years: What color is my Le Creuset color?

Gentlemen, I am here to tell you that you do not need to worry anymore about feeling alone as you put your sorry self to bed.

Hello my fellow Americans! I have come to bring you some terrible news. Everything, and I do mean everything, is gay now.

In the spirit of this being your initiation to the concept of Colleen Hoover, let’s play two truths and a lie.