
The Rise of the Homosexual Agenda
Hello my fellow Americans! I have come to bring you some terrible news. Everything, and I do mean everything, is gay now.
Gays Against the El Gee Bee Tee Cue Community


Colleen Hoover I Am in Your Walls
In the spirit of this being your initiation to the concept of Colleen Hoover, let’s play two truths and a lie.
please let me out it’s dark in here and i’m scared

health is made up so this much iced coffee actually is good for me
By: The World Health Organization So, show of hands: who here has given up on their New Year’s resolution to be healthier? Everyone?...
susquirrel


Lynn Buck Gay Confirmed?
What was once a laugh became reality as Lynn Buck came out as a lesbian last September over Twitter.
Let’s Go Lesbians!

Letter From the Associate Editor on Being Canceled
It seems we’ve crossed one too many lines and the general SU public has officially had enough. The Squirrel has been #canceled.
susquirrel
Fine. You Win. We’ll Talk About Straight People For Once
It has come to our attention that some people think we’re ‘gay’, which ‘alienates readers’.
Gays4WorldDomination


Our Bully Arc
It has recently come to our attention that some readers may consider us at The Squirrel to be “bullies”...
The Squirrel 2: The Squeakquel


Reasons I Want to Cancel My Roommate ✨💖✨💓
My roommate and I get along, but I have made a long list of reasons she needs to be canceled.
Becky Wood

And We’d Do It Again
There is no reason to cancel The Squirrel, people! In fact, The Squirrel has literally never done anything wrong. Ever.
anti-hero (it’s me, hi!)


Handbook for the Recently Canceled
To help you in your time of need, we’ve assembled this list of options below; be sure to try one or as many of these methods you want!
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice