THE SQUIRREL

BY: Emily Rose Where beauty is pain Rebirth claws at what’s within I need more Zyrtec

This leaves me with one question to ponder for the next nine years: What color is my Le Creuset color?

Gentlemen, I am here to tell you that you do not need to worry anymore about feeling alone as you put your sorry self to bed.

Hello my fellow Americans! I have come to bring you some terrible news. Everything, and I do mean everything, is gay now.

In the spirit of this being your initiation to the concept of Colleen Hoover, let’s play two truths and a lie.

By: The World Health Organization So, show of hands: who here has given up on their New Year’s resolution to be healthier? Everyone?...

What was once a laugh became reality as Lynn Buck came out as a lesbian last September over Twitter.

It seems we’ve crossed one too many lines and the general SU public has officially had enough. The Squirrel has been #canceled.

It has come to our attention that some people think we’re ‘gay’, which ‘alienates readers’.

It has recently come to our attention that some readers may consider us at The Squirrel to be “bullies”...