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While the true meaning of Christmas has been known since antiquity to be some bullshit about making other people happy or something, the...

In a startling and controversial new study published this month, it was posited that it may be possible men do not necessarily enjoy...

In this day and age, gay is in fashion. Being gay is the new black (although the phrase “____ is the new black” doesn’t really make a lot...

We live in an age where sexuality, the traditional domain of dominant, god-fearing men, has been occupied by the likes of the “feminazi,”...

Local Kmarts around the nation have been closing down with enormous blow-out sales for the last seven years. One local liquidator said,...

Yesterday Instagram released of a variety of boyfriend filters for teenage girls and “hip” moms to obsess over. No longer do you have to...

The Disney Corporation, under fire for its most recent Star Wars cash in, has released an official statement that they will be taking the...

At Wharton High School in Millsborough, IN, 14 year old Alex Dunn announced today via text message to his best friend of nine weeks Dave...

In an exclusive interview with The Squirrel, Susquehanna University sophomore Maggie O’Donnell reported that she’s spent the last several...

Your professor told you exactly when your final exam is due. You were handed a syllabus outlining exactly what was expected of you. You...