THE SQUIRREL

We live in an age where sexuality, the traditional domain of dominant, god-fearing men, has been occupied by the likes of the “feminazi,”...

Local Kmarts around the nation have been closing down with enormous blow-out sales for the last seven years. One local liquidator said,...

Yesterday Instagram released of a variety of boyfriend filters for teenage girls and “hip” moms to obsess over. No longer do you have to...

The Disney Corporation, under fire for its most recent Star Wars cash in, has released an official statement that they will be taking the...

At Wharton High School in Millsborough, IN, 14 year old Alex Dunn announced today via text message to his best friend of nine weeks Dave...

In an exclusive interview with The Squirrel, Susquehanna University sophomore Maggie O’Donnell reported that she’s spent the last several...

Your professor told you exactly when your final exam is due. You were handed a syllabus outlining exactly what was expected of you. You...

Corn Whether it’s on or off the cob, on the table or used for decoration, corn is an integral part of our Thanksgiving celebrations. The...

NOV 2 - What started out as a typical night of innocent Halloween fun devolved into madness and chaos late Saturday evening as young...

In light of the popularity of the Pumpkin Spice-flavored drinks, Starbucks has recently announced the upcoming release of a full line of...