It’s a Polemic Essay, Bitch
I am not a film aficionado; I have never claimed to be. The sole parameters I have for a movie’s quality is whether or not I was entertained
A hot take that argues for one point while refuting the opposing view
If You Hate Valentine’s Day, You’re Just Bad at Being Single.
I’ve spent 18 out of my 19 Valentine’s Days alone and I’m doing just fine.
Val N. Tyne
Halloween Horror-scope
By: Sophia Congdon Aries: Don’t fistfight every trick-or-treater you see. Some of them aren’t in costumes. (Definitely make sure to deck...
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Almost Ready! A rantoum (a modern rant pantoum)
BY: The Fall 2021 Forms of Poetry class Bruised, bloodied, and battered my legs will give out. With this empty hand and empty belly, an...
susquirrel
The New Year’s Resolution: A New Concept
By Malaika Olaoye With the New Year fast approaching, it’s a great time for people to start anew. I have come up with a BRAND NEW...
Malaika Olaoye
Top 3 Things that Babies Have but they Shouldn’t Have Because I Want Them and also Babies Don’t Pay
BY: Amber Martino According to numerous highly scientific and exhaustively thorough studies done by the, like, 3 neuroscience students...
Amber Martino
What to do if you or a loved one can’t stop talking about how nice the weather is outside
BY: JULIE HEANEY SUSQUEHANNA UNIVERSITY - After a painful 2020 and dreary start to 2021, all you, your mom, your roommates, your friends,...
Julie Heaney
3 Keto Recipe Ideas to Try this Spring
BY: KETOMAMA69 As we’re gearing up for hot squirrel summer and shaking off the winter quarantine blues, I have some recipes to share with...
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6 Steps to Spring Cleaning Like a Badass
BY: MALAIKA OLAOYE It’s that time of year again. Time to put away the seasonal depression that can only be quelled by caffeine and...
Malaika Olaoye
Ask the Elder Squirrel
Answered By: Sophia Congdon Billy asks: How do I become the ‘big man’ on campus? Well Billy, buying stilts might be a good place to...
Sophia Congdon
