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The first step in surviving is identifying which being has made its mark in your living space.

Letters to and from Prez Green

I discovered a far greater, more terrible answer to a question I never knew I had: where President Green’s bowties come from.

Here is the Squirrel’s definitive guide to which Res Hall would survive the zombie apocalypse.

Hey pal! Semester’s almost over huh? Your mother and I can’t wait to see you, but please feel free to stay at school an extra day or two.

We here at The Squirrel have some suggestions for new looks that President Jonathan D. Green should give a try.

By: squirrel hivemind Suck up more to the donors. Write off students as dependents on our taxes. Ask Joe Biden for money. Just call him...

Here is an insider look at an average Squirrel reader’s closet! Fun fact: when you join the club, you get all of these items in return...

So, you’ve ripped your beloved khaki’s while mimicking your best friend doing a squat in the back of a Walmart,

This listicle is about the five most common Google searches during the Fall 2022 semester!