THE SQUIRREL

The SU Squirrel received anonymous letters from a GO student on their trip which bring to light the new way these trips are being run:

In case you haven’t noticed, there has been a surge of COVID cases on campus and throughout the country recently. (Stay safe out there guys)

Warning: If you eat these recipes, you’ll probably die. Don’t do it. Or do, but don’t hold us liable, because we literally told you no.

This is ridiculous and I am going to cry about it.

The year is 2033, and I’m back in my childhood bedroom visiting my parents for the holidays.

I start every day with 2 advil and stretches recommended by my physical therapist.

Now you know how the grinch stole Christmas, That is quite true. But did you hear about how he stole the other ones too?

My editors demanded another magnum opus of me, or I would be fired from this distinguished rag.

The official Susquehanna University instagram page made a post to commemorate the 7th birthday of their beloved mascot, Benny the Riverhawk

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