How the grinch appropriated the holidays
Now you know how the grinch stole Christmas,
That is quite true.
But did you hear about how he stole the other ones too?
Dr. Cheatsonhiswifewhichledtoherkillingherself
Raiders of the Forgotten Time Capsule
My editors demanded another magnum opus of me, or I would be fired from this distinguished rag.
John E. Dippshitte
#ProtectTheNest
The official Susquehanna University instagram page made a post to commemorate the 7th birthday of their beloved mascot, Benny the Riverhawk
SusQAnon
Go Piss Ghoul
Before I could gather my thoughts, the lights began to flicker violently, and then my life flashed before my eyes as the bathroom went black
someone who refuses to name themselves out of embarrassment
Are Your Roommates Eldritch Horrors? Mine Are!
The first step in surviving is identifying which being has made its mark in your living space.
cryptid wrangler
WHERE THE BOWTIES COME FROM
I discovered a far greater, more terrible answer to a question I never knew I had: where President Green’s bowties come from.
John E. Dippshitte
