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A Series of Condemnations

By: Sophia Congdon To the greater Susquehanna University community at large, Now that we are all back from spring break, we presume most...

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A Cry for Help

In lieu of solving capitalism, I propose some potential solutions to fix this semester from hell—or at the very least, make it a bit silly

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By: The World Health Organization So, show of hands: who here has given up on their New Year’s resolution to be healthier? Everyone?...

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Ned’s Declassified Mid-Term Survival Guide

BY: Two Squirrels Named Chip & Dale Midterms are upon us and many of you (mainly the freshmen), may be freaking out! You could be...

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BREAKING NEWS: The Current Coin Shortage Is about to Get a Lot Worse

BY: A Real Human Girl SNYDER COUNTY, PA In what appears to be yet another desperate grab for money from Susquehanna University, all of...

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Keep up with SU Clubs

As the academic year comes to a close, one question continues to permeate the atmosphere: What is going on with campus activities?

Seamus O’McDonnel

Alcoholic or Irish?

I’ve been an Irish exchange Student at Susquehanna for years now and I’ve got to say, there’s nothing like Americanized St. Patrick’s Day

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Say hello to the new and improved susqu_anonymouslockerroom*!

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He Has Risen, With a Vengeance

Reports have been pouring in from students having seen our university’s dear president lurking around the campus in an Easter Bunny Suit.

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BREAKING NEWS: PARANORMAL CLUB DISBANDS*

BY: Sophia Congdon Last evening, Susquehanna University’s Paranormal Club announced that they would be disbanding. The news dropped after...

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